Don't take what I say on here seriously™

ITS MORPHING TIME

photo of my gf

photo of my gf

are you going to go see the new godzilla movie at a midnight screening or during the day
Anonymous

My theater has two screenings on the day before the premiere. I bought a ticket to see it then.

capsher:

*white person voice* gojira

your not a real godzilla fan. if you were you would not have made that rant video
Anonymous

I can demonstrate how each Godzilla walked in any of the movies; from the position of the hands, to other tiny idiosyncrasies.

Let what I just said sink in for a minute.

hey alex can i ask you a question?
Anonymous

Nope

Do you know where the YouTube inbox is located?
Anonymous

Why is this question in my inbox? Why is somebody asking me this? Why would I be the person to go to for this? You know Google exists, right?

?????????????

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

balenaproductions:

Just purchased my Godzilla tickets. So stoked!

Dude guess what I literally just did 30 seconds ago