Destroy All Procrastinators
your blog is gr8 and you're sarcastic and you make me laugh and you're just a fantastic person ok

Thank you!! You’re, uhh, very pretty.

whoa holy shit im so smooth

What I really love is that you're working at Toys R Us and I'm imagining you being nice to all the little children and then you come home and make audio clips like this
Anonymous

Ahahaha!

omg cinderella i found you :’)

omg cinderella i found you :’)

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Why did you get a job at toys r us that place is for kids?
Anonymous

Yeah, now that I think about it, I think I’ve made a huge mistake. I can’t believe there exists a whole corporation run by children. I mean, shit. It’s all chaos. Anarchy. I should have taken it as a red flag the moment I walked in for the interview and was told by the six-year-old running the desk that the person who was interviewing me was having their “nappy time” and I had to wait five minutes.

balenaproductions:

alexandertheswell:

Got a job at Toys “R” Us. How appropriate.

Holy shit! I KNEW THIS WAS YOUR DESTINY!

Congrats dude! Time for employee discount!

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http://youtu.be/_35m-sUumRY?t=15s

veeoneeve:

what is this

Some guy being a huge idiot

What do you look like
Anonymous

Like this, more than half the time

Hullo, Your shark thing made laugh a stupid amount when I was feeling really down, and I just wanted to say thanks! But words are not my thing, so here’s another thing instead. Thankyou ^_^—Submitted by curlycomrade!Are you kidding me right now?? I just… this is amazing! Thank you so, SO much!! I love your art style, by the way! It’s adorable! I’m glad that dumb video I did was able to cheer you up a little bit. Thank you again, and thank you for being generous by making me better looking than I actually am! Haha

Hullo, Your shark thing made laugh a stupid amount when I was feeling really down, and I just wanted to say thanks! But words are not my thing, so here’s another thing instead. Thankyou ^_^



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Are you kidding me right now?? I just… this is amazing! Thank you so, SO much!! I love your art style, by the way! It’s adorable! I’m glad that dumb video I did was able to cheer you up a little bit. Thank you again, and thank you for being generous by making me better looking than I actually am! Haha

I literally just got done with a crying session about suicide with my bestfriend, & then watched your shark video & it was fucking golden. Thank you for making me laugh after crying haha. Its got to be one of the best feelings in the world

You know what else is one of the best feelings in the world? The feeling I get reading stuff like this. Thank you a thousand times for sending this. Really. I’ve been responding to all of these wonderful asks privately so I don’t clog up everyone’s dashboard with ‘thank yous’, but this one I wanted to address publicly. I don’t know what the situation is with you or your friend, and frankly, it’s none of my business as that’s a very personal matter, but I just wanted to say to you, and anybody reading this that may have had those types of thoughts… things will get better. I know that’s become a bit of a cliche nowadays when this subject is brought up, but I really feel like it’s something that’s said a lot because it’s true. I’m gonna be 100% honest here and say that I’ve had my fair share of dark times. I’m not gonna get into it now, but several… thoughts crossed my mind during times like these, and to tell you the truth, I was actually sick of hearing things like ” Oh, don’t worry, things will get better”, because I was feeling so down, and because of that, I had a lousy attitude and kept asking “When? WHEN will things start getting better?”… but as I’m typing this now, I’m happy as can be, because I’m at a point in my life where things are slowly starting to fall into place for me. I feel like in moments like these, we don’t really see things clearly. We solely focus on all the negatives, without realizing all the wonderful things around us. Yeah, things can get really, really shitty… but always remember that there are people out there that love and care about you. You may not realize it now, but that’s actually a very special thing. Always remember that there is so much out there that you’ve yet to discover. Hell, tomorrow, you can go out and do your everyday routine, and while doing so, you’ll meet the love of your life. At any point, you can find that one person, or that one thing that really makes life worth living for you… but that won’t happen if you use a permanent solution to temporary problems. I really don’t mean for this to sound hammy, or hokey or whatever, but I think everybody out there has the power to turn things around. You can make the best out of everything… all you need to do is put forth a little effort, and just hang in there when the chips are down.

From the bottom of my heart, thank you again for sending me this message. Also, a big thank you to everybody out there sending me all of these lovely messages about the “I LOVE SHARKS!” video. Like I said earlier, I’m trying to respond to all of you privately so I don’t clog up anyone’s dashboard, but I can’t do so with anonymous questions - so to all of you, THANK YOU! I can’t believe a stupid video meant to just make a few of my friends laugh is getting this much of a response. I’ve read everything you guys have said, and it truly means a lot to me. Thank you!!