Destroy All Procrastinators
timmywestside:

slightlyidentical
Anguirus, how do you feel when Godzilla calls you "Angila" or if someone calls you "Angy"?
Anonymous

ask-anguirus:

Godzilla doesn’t call me “Angila” or any nicknames.I have no idea where you got that impression from.

As for other people giving me nicknames, I find it rather annoying. The name you humans gave shouldn’t be that difficult to pronounce!

What the fuck are you doing, dude

fury-of-neemz:

thekasguy:

Godzilla is the most pretty girl at the ball.

No one’s gonna try and tell him otherwise, either.

fury-of-neemz:

thekasguy:

Godzilla is the most pretty girl at the ball.

No one’s gonna try and tell him otherwise, either.

jimpluff:

Sideshow Godzilla 2014

Sweet Jesus…

jimpluff:

Sideshow Godzilla 2014

Sweet Jesus…

Can you show us your sex face?
Anonymous

If you had to marry someone right now, who would it be? Other than that whore Godzilla and that asshole Jaws.
Anonymous

How dare you say that to me.

Fav Disney Princess?
Anonymous

Damn, that’s a tough one. Maybe Ariel?

What would your stripper name be and would you wear those Godzilla undies?
Anonymous

"Teeny Peeny", and I already do

If you were a type of underwear what would you be? I'm thinking a black lace thong myself for you. Little bows.
Anonymous

If you were a girl for a day would you become a stripper?
Anonymous

Why the fuck do I need to be a girl to do that?